FUBAR Natural Mens Soap

Patriot Men's Company FUBAR:

When all shit has broken loose, and you find yourself in a screwy situation, this scent will keep you performing.  A strong masculine scent, with notes of orange, lime, lily of the valley, and mint rounded out with an earthy patchouli, mossy, and musky base.  5.56 OZ of Freedom-Loving Soap!

Smell Like Freedom!  

Heck, you might even get a wink from a bald eagle! And if you want to make that amazing lady in your life happy, you want to lather up with this freedom juice! Specially formulated to help with both dry and oily skin.  Traditional cold processed artisan men’s soap, handmade in small batches by veterans in Idaho, USA.  Our formulation of 100% natural and sustainable plant oils and shea butter create a one-of-a-kind vegan natural soap bar with a thick and rich lather, leaving your skin clean, smooth, and moisturized. Void of all those harmful and toxic chemicals you find in commercial soap, we use only the good stuff!  Dad bod approved and as invigorating as the day you got out of boot camp. Our natural soap is long lasting and will leave you smelling like a man, or whatever pronoun is being thrown around these days.  Our soap is as masculine as peeing outside in winter and will confidently prevent you from winning a collegiate championship in women’s swimming!  You’ll probably shout Whiskey Tango Foxtrot, in a good way, when using our natural handcrafted soap, which is also guaranteed to annoy a few socialist loving Karen’s along the way.  Bottom line, our soap is the bee’s knees, if a bee was a predator drone and its knees were hellfire missiles!  Our dedication to high quality soap and unapologetic American values is why our soap is quickly becoming popular for men’s skin health.

Unapologetically American:

 As you can see, we aren’t politically correct, just proud makers of premium natural soap who love America and everything that makes her so great!  Each of our unique scents is inspired by those who have or are currently serving and will invoke a service-related experience.  Just like a fine dad bod, our soap is super fattened, adding a boost to our soaps moisturizing properties helping promote healthy skin.  Rich in vitamins, fatty and amino acids, and minerals.  Veteran made, owned, and operated.

Love it or Refund:

 This isn’t like “getting what you get” at the chow hall.  We take great pride in our soap and are confident you will love it.   Patriot and Company has a 100% satisfaction guarantee.  If you aren't happy with the soap, we'll send you a different scent or refund your money, no questions.   Buy with confidence!

Getting the most out of your soap bar:  

 To ensure you get the most benefits and longevity from your soap, ensure you store it away from water in a soap dish that drains in between uses.  Leaving you soap in standing water is the enemy to your natural soap!  The more you treat your soap like a sea shower, the longer she'll last!

Subscribe and Save:

Sign up for our soap subscription and receive 20% off and we’ll have your monthly freedom shipment sent right to your door.  Our natural soaps make the perfect gift for the man or men in your life.  Excellent stocking stuffers!

Why Natural Soap?

Most commercial soaps contain a bunch of dangerous chemicals like Sodium Laurel Sulfate, parabens and triclosan, and that’s just to name a few!  We aren’t doctors, but your skin is your biggest organ and absorbs these chemicals which are known to cause cancer.   Most of them use inferior base oils and chemicals to enhance their moisturizing and foaming properties.  Their process removes the good stuff, glycerin, which they then sell as a byproduct.  This all adds up to a chemical concoction that is not healthy for you or your skin!  Don’t believe us, just read the ingredients on any commercially made bar of soap.  Bottom line, use good natural soap and you will almost immediately see positive results!  You owe it to yourself!

Ingredients:

Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Sodium Lactate, and Fragrance Oil.  

Scent Strength:  Strong

Skin Types:  All

Dimensions:  2.875 X 2.375 X 1.4 (Inches)

Weight:  5.56 Ounces (Or More)

Discontinue use if irritation or redness occurs.