Cup of Joe Cocoa and Coffee Natural Soap
- Regular Price
- $9.00
- Sale Price
- $9.00
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SSL: SHIT-SHOWER-LATHER (CUP OF JOE - MOCHA COFFEE)
The Mission: We’ve all been there—miles from a decent mattress, ripping open a brown plastic bag of "gourmet" rations, searching for that one saving grace: the coffee packet and the tiny piece of gum. At Flagship Soap Co., we decided to take the best parts of the MRE experience (the caffeine and the cocoa) and leave out the part that turns your digestive system into a "Brick Maker."
The Tactical Advantage:
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Heavy-Duty Hardware: At 5.56 oz, our bar is significantly larger than the "Big Soap" weaklings. It lasts longer, just like a double-shift on guard duty.
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Brick-Breaking Exfoliation: Featuring a medium-grit exfoliation from real Black Rifle Coffee grounds. It’s tough enough to scrub off grease, CLP, and field grime without stripping your skin of its dignity.
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Hydrating Lather: Most "masculine" soaps leave you feeling tighter than a new recruit at MEPS. Our blend of Shea Butter and Avocado Oil provides a rich, hydrating lather that actually moisturizes.
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Ready-to-Lather (SRL): This is the essential component of your Shit-Shower-Lather routine.
Ingredients: Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Sodium Lactate, Fragrance Oil, Black Rifle Coffee, and Cocoa.