Angry Charlie Beard Butter 2OZ Vanilla Cedarwood Cologne

Angry Charlie Beard Butter: Smells like a metric ton of freedom fighting! A scent dedicated to Aaron Butler and all warfighters who've made the ultimate sacrifice.  100% of all profit from Angry Charlie goes to the Aaron Butler Memorial Foundation and Gold Star Families.  

Scent Profile:  A strong blend of Monticello Vanilla and Cedar.

 

When your beard looks like it’s been through a jungle extraction without a map, it’s time to call in the heavy armor. Flagship Soap’s Angry Charlie Beard Butter is a high-performance conditioning balm designed for the man who demands discipline, order, and a scent that commands respect.

Forget greasy, lightweight oils that go AWOL by noon. This butter provides a shiny finish with a light hold that keeps your facial hair in formation all day long.

🪖 Mission Objectives

Neutralize Frizz: Deploy a precision blend of Shea and Kokum butters to flatten flyaways and secure the perimeter of your beard. 🦅

Deep Recon Hydration: Penetrates deep into the hair follicle and skin to eliminate "beard-druff" and itchiness. 🎖️

The Scent Profile: A bold, classic "Barbershop" fragrance—notes of leather, talc, and sharp citrus that smell like a fresh fade and a clean uniform. 🇺🇸

Zero Greasy Residue: Formulated to soak in fast, leaving your beard soft to the touch but combat-ready. ⚓

American Made: Hand-crafted in small batches with the grit and integrity you expect from a veteran-owned ethos. 🗽

📑 Standard Operating Procedure (SOP)

Extract: Use your thumbnail to scoop a dime-sized amount of butter.

Melt: Rub between your palms until the "ordinance" is liquefied.

Deploy: Work thoroughly into a damp or dry beard, starting from the roots and moving to the tips.

Final Inspection: Use a comb or brush to style your beard into a sharp, professional profile. 🫡

Don't let your beard go rogue. Gear up with Angry Charlie and show the world you’re the commanding officer of your own style. 💣🦾🇮🇴

 

Premium beard balm made with 100% natural oils; handcrafted one at a time in small batches.  Made in IDAHO USA.

 We are confident in our beard products and have a 100% satisfaction guarantee.  If you aren't happy with any of our products, we'll send you a different scent or refund your money, no questions asked.   Buy with confidence!

Ingredients:  Beeswax, Mango Butter, Avocado Butter, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Kokum Butter, Moringa Oil, Kukui Nut Oil, Golden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Raspberry Seed Oil, Tamanu Oil, Argan Oil, Primrose Oil, and Fragrance Oil.

Scent Strength:  Vanilla and Cedarwood

Skin/Beard Types:  All

Dimensions:  2.75 X 2.75 X 1.5 (Inches)

Weight:  2oz

Discontinue use if irritation or redness occurs.